Helena Baptiste - Wherever the Muse Takes Me

[Helena]

Name: Helena Baptiste

Preferred Pronouns: Your Majesty/Her Majesty the Queen

Bio: Her Majesty Helena Baptiste is a former madam of MaLo's International House of Ho, an infamous but quaint, small-town Louisiana brothel masquerading as a Chinese restaurant. Amidst trumped-up charges from local law enforcement due to her refusal to offer complimentary doughnuts while you wait (No doughnut! Only fortune cookie!) and increasing threats from local gangsters for her grandmother's notorious Cathouse Jambalaya Love Spell recipe rumored to be the secret to her success, Baptiste escaped to her palace in the Midwest where she is now working on a collection of poetry, "The Way My Fingers Smell" and her memoir, "Mama Sure Effed Me Up" while living in constant fear of being sacrificed to the corn and plotting her as yet unsuccessful return to the throne.

What type of stories do you write?
Everything, everything.

What are you working on right now?
I'm working on an MG to YA series that is beating me into the ground.

My Writer In Motion Project:
The Lighthouse

Published Books:
This question wounds me.

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