So I basically had no idea what to do with this prompt. It didn't call to me, it didn't spark any ideas. It just sat there like a week old banana: I was pretty sure it wasn't going to taste good anymore but felt a little guilty about throwing it away.
Time to make some banana bread. I took everything the prompt made me feel (static, boring, mundane) and asked, "What sort of story is the opposite of this? What would be active, interesting, and just plain weird?"
Headless gay people. No, no, headless gay bounty hunters. In a cyberpunk megacity. And... rubber ducks? Ah, now we're getting somewhere.